Are YOU weird? Everybody does weird things – some people more than others. Take this quick online quiz to measure your weirdness level. Be honest-we don’t know who you are! Take the How Weird are You Quiz!
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How often do you open the refrigerator and stand in front of the open door for no particular reason?
- Never
- Sometimes
- All the time
- Always- because I know someone is hiding in there
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When you use a microwave
- you always set the cook time to the same 3 numbers – 3:33, 2:22, 1:11 etc.
- you stop the timer before it reaches 0
- you set it and walk away until it beeps
- when it’s done you let it sit in the oven until the beeping annoys you enough to take it out
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After you blow your nose in a tissue
- you open it and look at the mess you made
- you throw it away
- you put it in your pocket for later
- you let the tissue hang out of one nostril and pretend you are a monster
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When you take a shower
- you pee IF you have to
- you pee because you LIKE too
- you would NEVER pee in the shower
- you don’t shower very often
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As soon as you get home from work – school
- you take off your shoes at the front door and wash your hands
- you strip down to your underwear and leave your clothes in a pile by the front door
- you don’t do anything special
- you crawl around on the floor and pretend you are a snake
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You like to smell
- your socks after you wear them
- a book before you read it
- food before you eat it
- your underarms
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When You watch TV
- you get mad and scream at shows like they can hear you
- you get violent and throw stuff
- you cry a lot
- you usually fall asleep
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You have to sleep
- with the pillow over your face
- upside down – feet at the top of the bed
- with one foot on the floor
- with noise – TV or radio on
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When putting gas in a car
- You always smell your gas cap before you put gas in the car
- You like to play a little game and see how low your gas gauge gets while not running out of gas.
- You fill-up once a week no matter what
- You have to wash your windows with the gas station squeege every time you get gas
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You see someone you are REALLY attracted to
- you ignore them and pretend they don’t exist
- you follow them hoping they don’t notice so you can get more information
- you walk right up and start talking to them
- you find out where they live and stalk out their house
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When you fart
- You move away from the smell
- You are curious to see what it smells like
- You kind of like the smell
- You like to hotbox your farts to get the full aroma.
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Your stomach REALLY hurts and you have to use the toilet in a public place…
- you hope no one is in the bathroom-you are kind of embarrassed
- you really don’t care who is in there-you NEED to go
- you secretly hope you really STINK up the bathroom
- you make loud grunts and sighs so anyone even thinking about entering will think twice
