Is This a Bad Joke Poll
Bad Joke-Good Joke-Laugh-Chuckle or Cry? Are they funny or not? Rate these 10 jokes. Let us know how you feel!
From: The Friars Club Encyclopedia of JOKES by Compiled by Barry Dougherty
and H. Aaron Cohl
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The kid had swallowed a coin and it got stuck in his throat, and so his mother ran out in the street yelling for help. A man passing by took the boy by his shoulders and hit him with a few strong strokes on the back, and he coughed the coin out. “I don’t know how to thank you, Doc . . .” his mother began. “I’m not a doctor,” the man replied. “I’m from the IRS.”
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My friend Myron tells me, “Last year on Mother’s Day the whole family got together for a big dinner, and afterward, when Mom started to clean up, I said to her, ‘Don’t bother with those dishes, Mom. Today is Mother’s Day. You can always do them tomorrow.’”
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The thing that bothers me about doctors is they give you an appointment six weeks ahead, then they examine you, then they ask, “Why did you wait so long to see me?”
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The doctor explained to the heart patient that he would be able to resume his romantic life as soon as he could climb two flights of stairs without becoming winded. The patient listened attentively and said, “What if I look for a woman who lives on the ground floor?”
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Three guys were sitting around talking about what being really, really famous would be like. The first guy defined it as being invited to the White House for a personal chat with the president. “Nah,” disagreed the second fellow. “Real fame would be being in there chatting when the hot line rings, and the president won’t take the call.” The third guy said they both had it wrong. “Fame,” he declared, “is when you’re in the Oval Office and the hot line rings, the president answers it, listens for a second, and then says, ‘It’s for you.’”
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How many drunks does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
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My wife never lies about her age. She just tells everyone she’s as old as I am. Then she lies about my age.
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Two guys are being chased by a bear, when one stops to put on his sneakers. The other guy yells, “You idiot, you can’t outrun a bear.” The first guy gasps, “I don’t have to outrun a bear—I just have to outrun you.”
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You know you’re getting old when, by the time you’ve lit the last candle on the birthday cake, the first one has burned out.
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I went to a bookstore and asked the woman behind the counter where the self-help section was. She said, “If I told you, that would defeat the whole purpose.”
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I did laugh a little…