Seriously Stupid and a Little Funny Questions Poll
Are you ready to dive into a world of seriously stupid and ridiculously funny questions? Brace yourselves for the “Seriously Stupid and a Little Funny Questions Poll”! We’ve scoured the depths of absurdity to bring you a collection of the most mind-bogglingly dumb queries our mischievous minds could conjure. From puzzling conundrums to outrageous hypotheticals, this poll is designed to tickle your funny bone and leave you with a smile (or a headache). So gather your wits (or leave them at the door), because it’s time to embark on this whirlwind adventure of foolishness! Don’t miss your chance to be part of the madness—scroll down and unleash your inner comedian by taking the “Seriously Stupid and a Little Funny Questions Poll”. Let’s see if you can handle the absurdity with a hearty chuckle and a vote of absolute silliness!
- Question of
If you could make a rule for one week that everybody HAD to follow, what would it be ?
- Everyone had to walk around in their underwear.
- No one could tell a lie.
- Everyone would get out of your way in traffic so you could pass through.
- Cell phones and Email were turned off.
- Question of
If you had to become an inanimate object for a year, which of these objects would it be?
- a guitar
- a paperweight
- a pen
- a cell phone
- I am already an inanimate object.
- a spoon
- a football
- Question of
What’s Your LEAST Favorite Animal Sound?
- dog barking
- cat’s meow
- horse neighing
- rooster crowing
- buzzing bee
- crickets churping
- parrot talking
- Question of
If dogs could talk – which breed would be the RUDEST ?
- French Bulldog
- Chihuahua
- Pug
- English Bulldog
- Corgi
- Basset Hound
- Question of
Which one of these food products has the WORST name / slogan ?
- McDonald’s Happy Meal
- Little Caesars Hot-N-Ready
- Frappuccino
- Chalupa Supreme
- Mountain Dew
- Pop Tart
- Question of
Which of the following animals do you DISLIKE most ?
- spider
- lizard
- cockroach
- mouse / rat
- wasp / bee
- toad
- snake
- Question of
What are you most likely to say about yourself – to yourself ?
- “That was a dumb thing to do.”
- “I got this.”
- “No one can stop me today.”
- “I can’t believe I just said that.”
- “Wow, I smell – I need a shower.”
- “I look like crap today.”
- Question of
If you won a $20,000 shopping spree to one of these stores – which one would it be?
- home depot
- amazon
- best buy
- walmart
- target
- costco
- macy’s
- Question of
Which one of these do you find the MOST boring ?
- being stuck in bad traffic
- waiting in a long line
- sitting in a waiting room
- selfies
- shopping channels on television
- waiting on hold on the phone
- Question of
What would you most like to do to a boss / teacher you can’t stand?
- curse them out
- become their boss and fire them
- dress them like a clown and post pictures on social media